Passed a real gentleman on the sidewalk tonight

Dude [into cellphone]: I'M GOING TO BREAK YOUR FUCKING JAW THE NEXT TIME I SEE YOU. DO YOU HEAR ME? YOUR FUCKING JAW. I'M GONNA BREAK- hold on, give me a second. There's a woman walking by.


whenthesongends:

The scariest childhood show ever.

whenthesongends:

The scariest childhood show ever.


the-shade-of-sonic-lipstick:

Later that day, another tribute is killed in combat and a third gets eaten by a pack of those fluffy squirrels, leaving Haymitch and a girl from District 1 to vie for the crown. She’s bigger than he is and just as fast, and when the inevitable fight comes, it’s bloody and awful and both have received what could well be fatal wounds, when Haymitch is finally disarmed. He staggers through the beautiful woods, holding his intestines in, while she stumbles after him, carrying the axe that should deliver his death blow. Haymitch makes a beeline for his cliff and has just reached the edge when the throws the axe. He collapses on the ground and it flies into the abyss. Now weaponless as well, the girl just stands there, trying to staunch the flow of blood pouring from her empty eye socket. She’s thinking perhaps that she can outlast Haymitch, who’s starting to convulse on the ground. But what she doesn’t know, and what he does, is that the axe will return. And when it flies back over the ledge, it buries itself in her head. The cannon sounds, her body is removed, and the trumpets blow to announce Haymitch’s victory.

reblogged on wrong account -_-

(via taeking-my-virginity)


l0nelymiles:

peetashoneybuns:

catching—a—mockingjay:

joshifer-lawtcherson:

what-about-madge:

Goodbye Leslie

are you trYING TO MAKE ME CRY

i remember seeing this movie with my dad. never knew that one day id learn to be obsessed with that boy…. 

let the tears flow my friends…

i bawl every time.

(via claretothebear)


narcotic:

A driver who was high on cocaine destroyed an entire cornfield in an attempt to escape from the police. Four police cars were destroyed before the 35-year-old crashed into a ditch and was arrested, near the village of Dussen in the south of the Netherlands.

narcotic:

A driver who was high on cocaine destroyed an entire cornfield in an attempt to escape from the police. Four police cars were destroyed before the 35-year-old crashed into a ditch and was arrested, near the village of Dussen in the south of the Netherlands.

(via walejeydon)


celestialskies:

Christian Bale singing the Powerpuff Girls theme song = too cute

(via claretothebear)


dysenterygay:

omg in english i found out how to make word talk and it was dead silence and all of a sudden my computer was like

anal

(via myovaries720)


jakeforjesus:

When you hit delete trying to erase a letter but your computer takes you back a page instead

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I’m so jealous of those girls who have flawless skin, long eyelashes, a perfect nose, long hair, perfect teeth, curvy bodies, but yet they’re still skinny. I’m jealous of those girls that, no matter what they wear, they still look beautiful. Girls who are photogenic, who can make the craziest face, yet they still look cute. A girl who looks just as beautiful with makeup on as she does with it off.